Donkey trainer not included

Another email I wouldn’t expect to receive in the States. Recently sent to the Copotus:

Evening all,

 

We have a small family of donkeys that we are selling, mum, dad, and baby boy. They are in fantastic condition. We are asking $500 for the three together, and we also have a donkey cart which needs harnesses made, but comes from Europe. We are asking $1500 for that, but would sell the donkeys separately. We had hoped to use them for carrying veg crates around the farm, but the folk around here aren’t used to them so we haven’t managed to get a donkey trainer!

Cheers,
Q