Scenes from A Tanzany Mall

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Open scene in front of a display of phones.

Me: Hello. I would like to buy a phone.

Sales guy: Let me get the other sales guy.

Me: Ok.

Other S.G.: Hello.

Me: Hello. I would like to buy a phone.

Other S.G.: Which one do you want?

Me (pointing at a phone): This one.

Other S.G.: We don’t have that one.

Me (pointing at a different phone): How about that one?

Other SG: We don’t have that one. We don’t have any of these. (Waves hand over entire phone display.)

Me: Well then why … Never mind. (Exit stage left.)

Fade to black.